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I just saw a commercial for a toy puppy, the main attraction and selling-point of which seems to be that it poops. It comes with its own pooper-scooper.
Hey, I'm being serious! No, I swear, I just saw it!
It just seems... weirdly wrong, somehow. In a omg-someone-not-only-made-a-plastic-pooping-puppy-but-they-made-plastic-poop-to-go-with-it sort of way. Maybe because I'm not five. But still. Wrong. Funny and weird and kind of boggling, but very amusingly wrong. I mean, imagine rushing little Jimmy to the doctor's because he got plastic poop stuck in his ear.
Hey, I'm being serious! No, I swear, I just saw it!
It just seems... weirdly wrong, somehow. In a omg-someone-not-only-made-a-plastic-pooping-puppy-but-they-made-plastic-poop-to-go-with-it sort of way. Maybe because I'm not five. But still. Wrong. Funny and weird and kind of boggling, but very amusingly wrong. I mean, imagine rushing little Jimmy to the doctor's because he got plastic poop stuck in his ear.
